Paste a URL. In under a minute an AI scans your UX, copy, performance, SEO, accessibility and security — then tells you exactly what's broken, in plain, unsparing language.
One free roast per visit. No credit card, no mercy.
Example roast
Every report scores six categories, weighted by how much they actually affect whether visitors stay, trust you, and convert.
How it works
Every scan follows the same path — nothing skipped, nothing upsold.
Drop in a link. That's the entire input form.
We crawl the page, capture screenshots, and pull out real content.
Rule engines and AI examine UX, copy, performance, SEO, a11y, security.
Each category is weighted into one number you can act on.
Specific, quotable feedback — not a vague "improve engagement."
Get a public report link and a card built for posting the damage.
What gets scored
The score isn't a vibe — it's a weighted average across the things that actually decide whether someone stays or bounces.
Whether the page tells a visitor where to look first, what to do next, and why to trust you before they scroll away.
Clarity over cleverness. Jargon, vague benefits, and buried value props get called out line by line.
Real load times, not synthetic scores in a vacuum — measured the way an impatient visitor experiences them.
The unglamorous basics — titles, meta descriptions, headings, structure — that decide if you're found at all.
Contrast, alt text, keyboard navigation — checked against people, not just an automated checklist.
Headers, HTTPS, and the exposed basics that make a site look — and be — trustworthy.
Your website has been sitting there, unroasted, for long enough.
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